" leave food in microwave for 5 mins to cool before eating "
straight guys in gay porn like “ive never had a dick in me before”
I AM FUCKING CRYING OH MY GOD
A wild MACHAMP appeared!
I tried to scroll past this but its too damn clever
Oh snap, I keep forgetting to post about it, but you should totally buy a nerd!shark mug. Available on Society6 [x]
THE WHOLE TIME, BUBBLE BUDDY WAS ALIVE.
BUBBLE BUDDY WATCHED HIM DIE. HE WATCHED HIM DIE AND DIDN’T EVEN SPARE A WORD.